Why we are doing this...

We recently read an article that just broke our little hearts. According to IdahoStatesmen.com (Idaho's #1 Website for News and Information) those poor little dumplings at University of Idaho are facing a 7.9% tuition hike. How, we wonder, are the students supposed to absorb that kind of hike when mommy and daddy just raided what was left of the 529 account to cover one more month's worth of recently ballooned mortgage payments?

We love our dumplings and feel obligated to help them out of their predicament. The solution is so very clear my darlings, come to UAS. UAS, doesn't stand for Unique, Articulate, and Scrumptious, although we are - it stands for University of Alaska Southeast.

UAS is one sexy little school. And unlike our heading, it isn't the type to drink our beer and hit on our friends. If UAS were a boy, it would be Clark Kent... the boy whose quiet deliciousness practically begs you to rip his shirt open and run your fingers over its heavenly-muscled S-clad chest. And that is exactly what we plan on doing here. We are going to show all future university students why UAS is the school for them.

Why are we doing this? Is it because we are uber-mature and feel like it is our duty to help make the world a better place one UAS educated student at a time? Not really, we still snicker at the word Ida-ho (yes, baby, you da ho). Is it because we promised our English Comp teacher a portfolio piece unlike any she's seen, but are secretly trying to finagle credit for our Marketing final project as well? It's possible. But mostly, it's because we love our school, and we think you will to... once you get to know him.